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Tue, 09 Jan 2007 14:23:00 GMT

MrX: you know? The guys at the lab were telling me that I could be a great serial Killer

Miss Y: mmm yah makes sense because you don’t look like one!

MrX: yes that’s exactly why!!

Miss Y: But you could still kill someone emotionally but rather keep them alive! They would suffer more.

Mr X: mmmm

Miss Y: ( further explaining) usually my professors used to kick me out of class because I was either talking or making fun of them. I had a professor once who never let me out and said “ you would suffer more if you stay here I wont let you go out and have fun!”

Mr X: is that the kind of surrounding you grew up in??? poor thing!

Miss Y: yesssssssss

Mr. X: Well, mine was a little different. In grade 3 a teacher would ask the first person what is 2+2 and he would say 3. He would ask the second and he would 67. The teacher asks the third and he says 4. The teacher says (impressed) how did you get that? And the boy says I divided 67/3!!

Miss Y: hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hoooooooooheeee MY GOD!

Mr. X: I guess I was just lucky in my life to get here!

Miss Y: how is that?

Mr. X: Well every time a teacher asked me a question I was lucky enough to have the page of the answer opened in front of me… Later on people thought I was a genius or something! In High school, they put me into a math competition… in which I forgot to write my name on the paper.. and later when I remembered to tell them. Apparently some other person (who I don’t know what happened to him) also forgot to write his name and they thought it was mine so I WON!!

Miss Y: woooooooooooooooooooow Are you serious?? Hahahah lucky person!!! ( back in miss Y’s head.. mmm is he really serious!! Wow I wish that happened to me!)

Mr. X: yah you know? When I went to university on the first day.. I found sun glasses on the floor so I picked them up and just 2 seconds later a lady comes up and says oh thank youuuuuuuu I thought I lost these!! Apparently this girl was the chancellor’s daughter! We became friends and I did so well in my exams everyone thought I was smart!!

Miss Y: ( starting to sense exaggeration) hehehehe woooooooooooooooooooow!

Mr. X: You know in last year university, a guy and his GF had a fight and the girl threw the flowers at him and I was in the room with them… and the flowers through out the window. I looked down at the them.. and guess what?? The chancellor’s daughter was standing there and as I was looking from the window and now she is my wife!!!

Miss Y: laughs and figures out that the whole discussion was nothing but a wild wild imagination!!!

Women Only!!!!

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:55:00 GMT

I graduated in 2004 from University and this is my third job already! not much of a keeper but anyways that's not the point here.

so what's the point?

okay,, the point is.. in the previous 2 jobs I worked with Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, and more men!!

I have had it with men!

I have never had a female colleague, and now I have PLENTY of them!

Guess what? IT IS FUN!!!

Women stories: the usual stuff: oh I’m dieting and I am craving for a KFC, Or my husband did this did that,Or my mother in law is in town and she is giving me hell, or oh that shirt looks great where did you get it from? Or OH my God that guy is the cutest at the office, or my fiancé is going to kill me and I’m not spending so much time with him or your hair color looks great, or or or .. it goes on forever!

Women morning sessions: (saba7iyyi ) we gather up for coffee in the morning. The chats the laughs the stupid stories…. Feels good :)

Women touches in an office: teddy bears, greenery, popcorn, decorations…. You can always tell when it is a woman’s desk.

Women alliances: They could all like you or hate you. If they like you then you are lucky if they don’t awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tooo baaaaad. They start gossiping about you. Whenever you pass they would have to comment. No matter how gorgeous you might look they would still find something to point out as not so good. They would actually give you a nickname sometimes. We have Miss Butterfly at the office.. why?? I think it is the way she walks! Hehehe that was a funny story to hear!

It is nice being around females like me….. and if you were not a female you wouldn’t really understand!!!

Enjoy some these girl/guy jokes

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU the FORTUNE"

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you
Continue to do so.

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Break Time!: Office

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