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أمل..

أمس اتصلت بالأمل 

قلت له هل ممكن
ان يخرج العطر لنا من الفسيخ والبصل ؟

قال : أجل

قلت : وهل يمكن
أن تشعَل النار بالبلل ؟

قال أجل

قلت : وهل من الحنظل
يمكن تقطير العسل ؟

قال : نعم

قلت : وهل يمكن
وضع الأرض في جيب زحل ؟

قال : نعم، بلى،
أجل

فكل شيء محتمل

قلت إذن عربنا
سيشعرون بالخجل ؟

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civilization  (sĭv'ə-lĭ-zā'shən) 
 

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