﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Anti BloGging Association: sarcasm</title><link>http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/sarcasm/</link><description>_________The BlogName Contradicts with the Real Content ;)

zzzz</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:26:48 GMT</pubDate><copyright>Copyright 2008 Omar Abu Arisheh</copyright><generator>jeeran RSSGenerator v1.0</generator><image><url>http://omaraa.jeeran.com/photos/profile_t.jpg</url><title>Anti BloGging Association: sarcasm</title><link>http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/sarcasm/</link></image><item><title>We want fastlink BACK!</title><link>http://omaraa.jeeran.com/archive/2007/9/322454.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">322454</guid><description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/brand.gif" align="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/logo.gif" align="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" /&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0); font-size: 14pt;"&gt;Although we used to hate fastlink, and make fun of it the whole time, but now we miss fastlink, I do, and I hate the new name; Zain. It's so gulfy and stupid! Fastlink was a creative name, Zain is a stupid name for a mobile provider! Zain is a girl's name! What will happen to all of those girls who's name is Zain! Imagine all the jokes that can be told and will be told!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);" /&gt;&lt;br style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0); font-size: 14pt;"&gt;Oh and that ugly logo, oh my god! It's like some cheap wedding theme, or someone threw up! It's really UGLY!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);" /&gt;&lt;br style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);" /&gt;&lt;br style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0); font-size: 14pt;"&gt;I want Fastlink BACK. Zain sucks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);" /&gt;&lt;br style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0); font-size: 14pt;"&gt;Am fine with Mobilecom becoming Orange.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:04:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://omaraa.jeeran.com/archive/2007/9/322454.html#comments</comments><author>Omar Abu Arisheh&lt;omarico5412@hotmail.com&gt;</author><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/Dreams/">Dreams</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/fastlink/">fastlink</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/funny/">funny</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/FuNnY_BuNnY/">FuNnY BuNnY</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/hala_3ammi/">hala 3ammi</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/just_talk/">just talk</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/Omar_Abu_Arisheh/">Omar Abu Arisheh</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/sarcasm/">sarcasm</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/zain/">zain</category></item><item><title>CHILDREN'S' LAWS OF OWNERSHIP</title><link>http://omaraa.jeeran.com/archive/2006/8/80362.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">80362</guid><description>&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #ffa500"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"&gt;CHILDREN'S' LAWS OF OWNERSHIP&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;1. If I like it, it is mine&lt;BR /&gt;2. If it's in my hand, it's mine&lt;BR /&gt;3. If I can take it from you, it's mine&lt;BR /&gt;4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine&lt;BR /&gt;5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way&lt;BR /&gt;6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine&lt;BR /&gt;7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine&lt;BR /&gt;8. If I think it's mine, it's mine&lt;BR /&gt;9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine&lt;BR /&gt;10. If&lt;BR /&gt;I...........................!&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"&gt;Oops, sorry! I've been reading &lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #ff4500"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"&gt;Israeli Foreign Policy&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;documents!&lt;BR /&gt;Never mind....&lt;BR /&gt;Have a nice day!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #ffa500"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #ffa500"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"&gt;(P.S. Got this by email...)&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:56:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://omaraa.jeeran.com/archive/2006/8/80362.html#comments</comments><author>Omar Abu Arisheh&lt;omarico5412@hotmail.com&gt;</author><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/Israel/">Israel</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/Lebanon/">Lebanon</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/sarcasm/">sarcasm</category><category domain="http://omaraa.jeeran.com/categories/War/">War</category></item></channel></rss>