Cinnamon Zone: Funny

The Suicidal Cat

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:00:00 GMT

When I first saw this cat on the street, I felt she was so desperate that she decided to end her life. Who knows? After raising the prices of everything including milk, bread and meat life might have become so hard for this skimpy mangy one-eyed creature. I can imagine how hard it could be to find anything edible in the trash these days. This poor thing looked as if she haven't taken a bath in ages! One hell of a mood she must be in...

George W. Bush: A definition

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:01:00 GMT

I came across these definitions of George W. Bush in the Urban Dictionary, there are tons of them and I thought some of them were really hilarious!

1. George W Bush

A reason to move to Canada.

I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!

2. George W Bush

Possibly stupidest man alive

he waved to stevie wonder...stevie wonder is blind.
He said the french dont even have a word for entrepreneur, entrepreneur is a french word.

he belives killing people might prevent death.

3. George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate

4. George W Bush

The greatest Hitler impersonator the world has ever seen. With more repression and a bigger budget. And more patriotic followers.

"We're bringing the Wrath of God to Iraq."

5. George W Bush

Not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

Yet you can still find something like that...

6. George W Bush

A True American Patriot and Hero

George w Bush great man, christian, and president yall liberals aint like him u can leave u shouldnt make fun of our leader

Yeah, good luck with that!

فيس بوك

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:32:00 GMT

So today after reading a note on facebook by Iman, in which she sarcastically used the supposedly-cool Arabeezi, I find myself thinking that I've never seen a name in Arabic on Facebook, I mean the main profile name. So, it occured to me to try and change my name and write in Arabic. Long story short, it turned out that Arabic letters are unintelligible to Facebook. Anyway, before you change your name, you have to read the rules of choosing a name, and I personally found those hilarious. My favorite bit was this: Jane Lookatmysupercoolnewnickname Smith

Seriously university students should creat more websites :D

Download the Large size

Cheese 8-)

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:45:00 GMT

Well, who knows? Maybe in a month or so such a shot will be so costy. This green guy in the middle is already a celebrity! Whoever these guys are, they got the picture of the year.

Cat Fight...

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Date: Saturday, 5/1/2007

Time: right after the prolonged lunch break (since we spend the lunch break hanging out and bringing food, we need to eat afterwards)

Place: In a closed office somewhere in Shmeisani

Battled parties: Ola (Yours truly) and Ruba (new on the block)

Circumstances:

- The following misfortunate event took place right after having a maliciously delicious chicken philly, since both parties involved enjoy crappy unhealthy food and not ashamed to admit it. Mind you that this could have a serious toll on the brain function.

- It was Saturday and we were like the only ones working among the people we know, so everyone was either sleeping, going out or whatever but not working. So, we needed to do something to forget that reality.

- It was rainy, rainy days makes you feel you want to go out or stay under a heavy blanket at home watching a nice movie… whatever! That’s a lame excuse anyway

- Ruba haven’t had her after-lunch coffee yet, and I am on allergy medication, which you know can have side effects. Another lame excuse…

- She was bored, and that was one of the rare times I felt like working. Clash of wills, a battle was bound to ensue.

Prelude:

Ruba went around going from desk to desk whining about how bored she was and how she didn’t feel like working at all. Then, all of a sudden, she’s standing by my office, dropping things deliberately on the ground. I tried to be patient by picking things up and telling her to buzz off because I was trying to work, which hasn’t happened in a while, but there was no stopping her.

The Last Straw:

Ruba grabbed the calendar that was on my office and held it up, threatening to drop it on the ground. It wasn’t much about the calendar, but well, I blew a gasket anyway and threatened her that if she did, I’d do something she wouldn’t like.

Zero Hour:

As I had no idea what I was threatening to do, I grabbed the first thing I could lay hand on, which happened to be the seemingly harmless mouse pad. After some hesitation, she went suicidal by taking the very unwise decision of dropping the calendar. The next thing I knew I was sweeping my arm back and tossing the mouse pad as if it was a Frisbee, forgetting the fact that I took lessons at school in tossing something like the frisbee, but a lot heavier. For a fraction of a second, my heart sank within me because then it hit me that we might need to buy her an eye patch after the perfectly horizontally tossed “Frisbee” snatched her eyeball away. Thankfully though, she managed a maneuver that made her left side of the head take the blow.

Aftermath:

Thankfully as well, there was no aftermath. Ruba is the kind of girl who takes those fights with more than a grain of salt. She only looked up with a look that says: “Oh my God!” and a grin that says: “Wasn’t this whole thing ridiculously funny?” Later on she would take me by surprise and throw a rubber pencil holder at my back. Ah, she also said: I hate you, to which I replied: Get in the line.

Conclusion:

- Never underestimate the power of a girl working on Saturday.

- Never mess with a moody klutz, especially if she has some seemingly harmeless objects at hand.

- We should do this more often, just without any hard objects.

An earlier scene to set the record straight:

Girls leaving the building…

Ola: A lady does this… [and then kicks the big glass gate open]

Ruba: Yeah! way to go...

You know what I’m talking about now?