El Kwayseeeeen

El La7meh

Maamoun Al Atari (mmmcherokee@hotmail.com) — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:31:00 GMT

As the bird flue risk grows in Jordan, everyone is avoiding chicken in their meals.. I dunno why! I kept having chicken and KFC and I haven’t changed a thing in my food and eating Habits.. ya3ni lisa el yoom 3milit mlo'7eyeh and invited a friend.. o til3at min el 2aaaa'7er by the way..

Anyways.. I wanna share some steps for preventing the infection of Bird Flu as was posted in a document which was distributed to all American citizens in Jordan by the American Embassy in Jordan.

Consider:

SOAP & WATER: hand washing can be very effective.
Wash eggs lightly in soap and water when bring them home
HAND SANITIZER
WASH DOOR KNOBS & other things regularly touched
COOKING to 80 C kills it but freezing does not
AVOID birds including droppings, feathers, blood, skin.... Jordan Valley is susceptible.
Get the regular flu vaccine to keep immunity boosted
Chicken Swarma okay hut not the juices

I am attaching the whole document!

Anyways.. for those who left chicken for good, I dedicate this song for them! El La7meh.

And you can watch its clip by clicking here.

Enjoy la7meh and chicken!

Bird Flu - By American Embassy

Wedding Events!

Maamoun Al Atari (mmmcherokee@hotmail.com) — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:57:00 GMT

So guys.. it's been a while since my last post..

I have received an email from Jeeran admin saying my post was featured!! It's all because of you guys... I appreciate it a load!

It's Friday… I call it the Zahagday.. So I went to this Wedding Events exhibition in Zara to check out the latest gesas in weddings stuff and so.. anywayz.. I have came up with that if you wanna do a proper wedding party, you will need th following expenses:

Flowers and related flowers arrangements: 500 – 1000 JDs

DJ and lighting: 350 – 600 JD's

Zaffeh whatever kanat.. (Bait el 3arees to bait el 3aroos to hotel) 200 – 300 JD's

Photography and video tapping: 700 – 1000 JD's

Fostan el 3aroos "Iza kanat el 3aroos mish 7ogneh o ma bidha el fostan shiryeh o bas ajaar" 500 – 1000 JD's

And a hotel reservation is for 5000 – 7000 JD's

Tab3an kollo with the minimum requirements!

O min hoon o min hoon.. kaman abo 1000 JD's

Ya3ni hada el 7aki el fadi kollo.. if we did a very simple calculation with the minimum values.. hay abo 15,000 JDs.. o this all for a single night!! Tab leah?!???

El mohim.. My conclusion is .. MA BIDY ATJAWAZ!

Another Collapse in Amman Streets!

Maamoun Al Atari (mmmcherokee@hotmail.com) — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:39:00 GMT

It waz Wednesday, March 15th night, and on of the rare days that I stay late at work, and by the way I work in a company located beside Grand Hyatt Hotel. So I went out at about 7:30 PM.. Frustrated as usual, heading to my car, and I saw people crowded behind the hotel, a lot of policemen and police cars, some ambulances, some fire fighters and a crane lifting a car.. And I said "shit Zargaawi.. not again man!"

And guess what!!

Naqlan 3an "Al Ghad"

انهار جزء من الشارع الخلفي المحاذي لفندق حياة عمان في منطقة الدوار الثالث ، مخلفا حفرة في الشارع بعمق (6) أمتار وعرض (10) أمتار ، دون حدوث خسائر بشرية
وتضررت أحدى السيارات المتوقفة في المنطقة القريبة من الحفرة ، والتي استقرت في قاعها.
وسارعت إلى الموقع فرق الدفاع المدني ودوريات الأمن العام وفرق أمانة عمان الكبرى ، حيث استعين بآلية ونش لرفع السيارة من الحفرة .
وحسب مصادر الدفاع المدني فان الشارع المذكور ويقع تحت الجسر العلوي الذي يربط جناحي الفندق ، مبينة ، ذات المصادر، إلى انه لم تعرف بعد أسباب الانهيار .وتم تسليم الأمر إلى أجهزة الأمانة للتحقق من الأمر .

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Maamoun Al Atari (mmmcherokee@hotmail.com) — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:13:00 GMT

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting

and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

3aweeed!

Maamoun Al Atari (mmmcherokee@hotmail.com) — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:53:00 GMT

Well.. guyz and gulrz, thanx a load for the very warm welcome greetings to the blogging thingy..

A very special thanx goes for 7maaaiz for introducing me to this world.

Allow me please to introduce myself, I'll be short, and brief I promise.. My production date was Sep, 19^th 1979 and I work as a CRM Functional Consultant, I would really appreciate it if no one asks what does it mean coz I don’t really have a good answer.

So let me begin with 3AWEEDEH.. Most of you guys have been wondering about my blogs title..

The names origin has several theories, but the most realistic one came from "3AWEED", which is the guy who plays Aoud,

Here is a description of A 3aweed:

Usually drives a dark blue or a dark green Kia Sephia and have his left arm hanging out of his window. His Sephia should be full of those small blue led light inside and outside it, and a professional 3aweed will have a blue neon light underneath his car.

His favorite custom is a light brown long sleeves shirt usually folded lal lewaz, and a dark brown cowboy LEE classic cut pants all da way to the belly button.

Very popular phrases are frequently used of a 3aweed and can cleverly find a place for them in his conversation be know of that such as, "3adam el mo2a'7atheh".. "ya waaldi".. "Ya seeeeeeedi".."Bi kol iryaa7eyeh".. and uses a wink with it.

So there are a lot of details going around this 3aweeedeh.. I'll leave the rest for you guys to comment..

Cheers!

Hello World

Maamoun Al Atari (mmmcherokee@hotmail.com) — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:06:00 GMT

Hey Guys Everywhere, je suis Maamoun, o aktar min haik ma ba3raf in french. Typing this from Jordan, and from my wakir ta7deedan.

This blog is new and under construction, so check in with in few days ahead, I am building it 3a rawag as I submitted my RESIGNATION today and I guess I will be writting about it in my first i guess, life geos on.. o ahla o sahla bil sha3b.

LA NABEE3 AL MONTAJAT AL DENEMARKEYEH

ila al ligaaa2