http://thecaller.jeeran.com/NADAHA/categories/Egyptowacko/It is an invitation to approach the core of your heart..Sat, 17 May 2008 11:16:23 GMTCopyright 2008 Rashajeeran RSSGenerator v1.0http://thecaller.jeeran.com/photos/profile_t.jpghttp://thecaller.jeeran.com/NADAHA/categories/Egyptowacko/http://thecaller.jeeran.com/NADAHA/archive/2008/4/551895.html551895<DIV>Sham Elneseem, That official holiday that has no logic reason but that everyone wouldn't have the energy to work anyway since most Egyptians ( i didn't say all because I'm cheerful ) would be in the fesee5 and green onions coma.</DIV> <DIV>Dear Pharaohs celebrated the blossoms of the spring in this particular day and because we Egyptians are faithful Pharaoh followers, we attack fesee5 shops ( stinky rotten salted fish ), Renga shops ( smoked salted fish ) and basal akhdar sellers like there is no tomorrow, days before the big sham elneseem day.</DIV> <DIV>And that's why my dear neighbor Auntie Mary paid me a visit last night with her little maid who carried a small wrap with so much pride and a big grin on her face.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>after some gossip she left and i checked the wrap thanking god that the kids were asleep.</DIV> <DIV>It was a single fesee5a wrapped tightly in a plastic bag which is wrapped tightly in another plastic bag which were wrapped -  not tightly - in a news paper then finally wrapped in a plastic bag...four lemons accompanied the fesee5a in the bag...fesee5a zest!!</DIV> <DIV>The dear lady made all the precautions to avoid any smell leakage...but, didn't she think i would open the bag...someday!!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I believe that first Impressions last, and that's why i decided to spare the fesee5a's life as i always had a special admiration for Intellectual...well.... creatures!</DIV> <DIV>The nice fesee5a was lying on her back ( yes, I think she's a her! ) looking up and reading the newspaper. That was some smart fesee5a i tell u...she curled her slim body around so she could fit in the small prolonged plastic bag while maintaining a position to read the paper.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Fesee5 is becoming so precious indeed, even the government think so.</DIV> <DIV>Yesterday, the health minister announced that the vaccine for the fesee5 poisoning will cost 20000 EGP.</DIV> <DIV>so, Not only could the Egyptians may - la sama7 Allah - get fatal poisoning, they would also have to pay 20 thousand pounds for picking the wrong fesee5a.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Now, for the grand finale of the post, Sham Elneseem recipe:</DIV> <DIV>Bring a fesee5a ( a good one or you'll pay :D ), skin it, fillet it then cut it into small pieces.</DIV> <DIV>put it in a plate ...squeeze as much lemon as you can handle then sprinkle some oil, sunflower oil would be Ideal...come on, sprinkle some more...don't be shy!</DIV> <DIV>On the side, put a bunch of fresh green onions and voila!...shem elneseem ya m3alem...warreeni shatartak :D</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:09:00 GMThttp://thecaller.jeeran.com/NADAHA/archive/2008/4/551895.html#commentsRasha<aroza@msn.com>EgyptowackoNew Phaseخزعبلاتصنعة ايديا وحياة عينيه